Swindon University to open soon   2 comments

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The largest UK town without a university will be Warrington when the new Swindon University Campus at Kingsdown opens for the Hilary term in 2016 (note: Southend-on-Sea recently escaped this ignominy when it opened a campus of the University of Essex).

The slack-jawed street drunks will still start fights but now these will be over grammar and epistemology: “Are you looking at my bird?  That’s misogyny, y’ cunt.”  Long overdue…freshers week has been going on for decades ’round these environs.

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Posted October 29, 2015 by Drunken Bunny in Made Me Laugh

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