Crooked Billet, Iver Heath, Buckinghamshire   Leave a comment


The Crooked Billet is an unremarkable, family friendly Hungry Horse Pub/Restaurant on a roundabout nearer to Slough than Uxbridge (but neither of which is worth bragging about).  They have several real ales and they are cheap and if you don’t mind eating near a bunch of fat people they’ll serve you portions of food large and [ahem] nutritious enough so that you can become one of them.

I hopped the fence on my way in and out; I had a notion that the customers they are fattening up couldn’t do that.  My grandfather raised beef cattle, and we owned a hog farm way down at the edge of the swamps so I am familiar with the minimal fencing needed for livestock.  This place was creeping me out.






Posted October 17, 2016 by Drunken Bunny in Pubs

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