Doug Stanhope’s Celebrity Death Pool picks 2018   1 comment

It’s Celebrity Death Pool Time!  Read about it, here … there are still Funeral Homes to join.

Top Ten DSCDP 2018 Picks as of 30 Jan 2018

John McCain 820
Leah Bracknell 807
George H.W. Bush 770
Linda Nolan 513
Artie Lange 484
Bill Cosby 445
Valerie Harper 441
Jimmy Carter 431
Stan Lee 412
Prince Philip 412


My Picks:

Solos

Dan Quayle: who is also a spite pick, and VP for Bush Senior in the “Top Picks,” above

 

Don McLean: also a “reasonable expectation” pick … saw him in Liverpool a few years ago then again on telly last year, went from looking “a bit rough” to “at Death’s door” in that time.

 

Jerry Brown: picked Jello Biafra (below) and the Governor popped into my head … he’s come for your uncool niece.

 

John Lewis: personal hero and formerly my Congressman, but he can’t last forever

 

Philip Glass: also a spite pick

 

Piers Morgan: also a spite pick

 

Sharon Osbourne: go to sleep, Sharon, I’ve got Ozzy in my alternates list

 

DECEASED and scores updated: Winnie Mandela (44 points on 2 April 2018, my first hit)

 

Lady Gaga: also a spite pick

 

RuPaul: my first trip to the Cove after a cooking shift in Atlanta, RuPaul was dancing on the bar straddling my cocktail for about 10 minutes.  Bartender came over afterwards and asked how I found my drink; “fine, but I prefer it without a straw.”  We laughed and laughed – drugs were involved.

 

 

Spite Picks (not already noted):

Chris Christie

Donald Trump

 

Reasonable Expectation (old or looking ill, see also Don McLean, above):

Bob Dylan

 

 

Brian Wilson

 

Jello Biafra (see above or look here)

 

Mick Jagger

(note, those four all would get the Musician Bonus … as would Gaga, Glass, and McLean)

 

 

Jimmy Carter (who is a not-too-distant relative of mine … really Jimmy Carter, not Dan Aykroyd; see also in the Top Ten Picks, above)

 

Kevin Spacey

 

Mel Brooks

 

 

Robert Mugabe

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Posted January 31, 2018 by Drunken Bunny in Made Me Laugh, Obits

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